Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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