theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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