so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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