You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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