I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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