i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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