I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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