oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
