You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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