So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
A+ Viking dick
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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