i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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