The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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