I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
please don't ironically join a cult
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