I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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