I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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