ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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