Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
