what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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