I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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