Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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