I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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