Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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