i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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