i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
