Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I need moral support for this bender
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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