What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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