I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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