fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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