im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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