are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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