ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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