It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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