You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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