last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I love having hate sex.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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