Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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