She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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