Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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