i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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