I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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