so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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