Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
