love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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