Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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