nut hugger
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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