How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Let's paint friendship bongs
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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