Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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