Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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