I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Even my vagina gasped.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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