I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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