Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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