"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's never too late to be topless.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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