ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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