why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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