wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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